In laughter the 'L' comes first...
The rest of the letters come 'aughter' it.
I started a new job as a security guard last night.
Before my boss left he told me I had to make sure I watched the office all night.
I am on season 2 already but I don't know what it has to do with security.
“Boss can I have a week off around Christmas?”
“It’s May...”
“Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?”
Pirate: I have moles on me back aaarrrghh.
Doc: It's ok, they're benign.
Pirate: Count again, I think there be ten!