When my wife told me that the Prime Minister of Canada got re-elected, I thought she was lying.
It’s Trudeau.
I threw a ball for my dog...
It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a Tuxedo.
What happens when you boil a funny bone?
It becomes a laughing stock.
My wife said that last night I was shouting 'Gollum', 'Gandalf' and 'Bilbo Baggins'...
I must've been Tolkien in my sleep.