My friend is losing his mind over missing a piece of his 5000 piece puzzle.
If he thinks thats bad, I'm missing 4999 pieces.
I asked a librarian if they had any books on "different noise levels"....
The librarian said, "Sure, what volume would you like?"
Did anyone see the joke I posted recently about my spine?
It was about a weak back.
Me: "The kids haven’t eaten their sandwiches."
Wife: "Okay, just throw them out."
[Later]
Me (helping the kids pack a suitcase): “Look, I’m just as surprised as you are.”