Dad: “Son, I named you after my father.”
After My Father: “I know, Dad, I know.”
I visited my new friend in his apartment.
He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out, I hate visitors.
Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard?
Because his Visa didn’t work.
My wife just sent me a strange text message.
"There's a man on the bus next to me who keeps farting."
I replied, "That's okay. At least he isn't on your bus."