I was kidnapped by mad scientist who experimented on me, replacing my limbs with animal ones.
If I ever see him again I'll tear him apart with my bear hands.
I hate it when my wife gets mad at me for being lazy.
It’s not like I did anything!
My wife just completed a 40-week body building routine...
It's a baby boy, weighing 7 pounds!
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
Bubble 07.