Ask not what staying home on the couch can do for you...
But what staying home on the couch can do for your country!
This homeschooling is not working out... I just heard my child say, "I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year!"
A Washington reporter was awakened by her husband in the middle of the night. "I think there's a thief in the house," he said.
"No doubt," she said sleepily. "And there are a handful in the Senate, too."
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path!