A little boy asked his dad for a dollar to give to a little old lady in the park. His father impress by his son’s kindness, gave him the dollar. “There you are my son,” said the father. “But, tell me, isn’t the little lady able to work any more? “She sells candy” was the boy’s reply.

There are more important things than money, but they won’t date you if you don’t have any

A man who says he’ll go through anything for a woman usually has her bank account in mind.

Many a young man is looking for an older woman with a strong will – made out to him