Men’s brains are like prison system: not enough cells per man.

They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage is love; after marriage is self-defense.

A tired hunter out in the wilds stumbled into a camp. “Am I glad to see you!” he said. “I’ve been lost for three days.”

“Don’t get too excited, friend,” the other hunter replied. “I’ve been lost for three weeks.”

A woman’s work that is never done is the stuff she asks her husband to do.