“I thought you were going to marry Eddie? You said it was love at first sight.”
“It was – it was the second and third sights that put me off him.”

“Why does your husband always call you his Fair Lady when you’re a brunet?”
“He is a bus conductor”

“I thought you were going to marry Eddie? You said it was love at first sight.”
“It was – it was the second and third sights that put me off him.”

“Why did you refuse to marry Bob, Lisa?”
“Cause he said he’d die if I didn’t and I’m just curious…..”