This administration has conclusively discovered how to deal wit the deficit.
It’s a skill, which requires addition and distraction.

After years in the work force, someone finally concluded that an employer is someone who’s late when you’re early and early when you’re late.

This administration has conclusively discovered how to deal wit the deficit.
It’s a skill, which requires addition and distraction.

A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, “May I please see your permit?” I don’t have one,” confessed the musician. “In that case, you’ll have to accompany me.”
“Splendid!” exclaimed the musician. “What shall we sing?”