Q. Why can’t a blonde dial 911?
A. She can't find the eleven

Q. Why can’t a blonde dial 911?
A. She can't find the eleven

Q: Which travels faster,heat or cold and why?
A: Heat, because you can catch cold easily

A young man looking to get married asked his friend. "Every woman I bring home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like."
"Oh, that's easy," his pal replied. "All you have to do is find someone whos' just like your mother." "I did that already," he said, "and that one my father didn't like."