What did the mummy sardine say to her children when they saw a submarine? 
Don't worry, it's only a tin of people..

What did the mummy sardine say to her children when they saw a submarine? 
Don't worry, it's only a tin of people..

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. 

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."