Tip: Save business cards of people you don't like.
If you ever hit a parked car accidentally, just write, "Sorry" on the back and leave it on the windshield.
I’m working on a new typeface to be used for church bulletins...
I call it 'Baptismal Font.'
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
Taxes are a yearly subscription to the country you live in.
Childhood is the free trial.