I was riding my bike when my good friend Aaron stepped off the curb.
Even though I was able to stop, I ran him over. As he got up and examined his bruises, he asked me why I didn't stop.
"I couldn't," I said. "After all, I was running Aarons!"
A walker was ambling along a jogging course, when he stopped to fill up his one quart water bottle.
When the bottle was almost filled, a runner came by and snatched the almost full bottle.
The startled walker began to follow the jogger in order to get his bottle back.
Hence the term: "Follow the liter!"
Moe: I think I will make the High School Basketball team.
Joe: Why do you think that?
Moe: My coach said I have a good basketball IQ.
Joe: I think you misunderstood your coach. He said you had the IQ of a basketball.
After serving for several years in the House of Representatives, Charlie decided to run for a seat in the Senate.
A fellow congressman asked Charlie why he was making this change.
Charlie explained: "My wife wanted me out of the house."