I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it.
My skin got flushed and my heart raced, I got sweaty and short of breath...
It's too dangerous.
"Dad, I am hungry."
"Hi Hungry, I'm Dad."
"Dad, I'm serious."
"I thought you were Hungry?"
"Are you kidding me?"
"Nope, I'm Dad."
It's a sign of the time.... it's like being 16 again...
Gas is cheap and I'm grounded again!
What’s the matter with your wife, she looks upset?”
“She got a terrible shock.”
“What was it?”
“She was assisting at a rummage sale at the church. She took off her new $20 hat and somebody sold it for 50 cents.”