What's the difference between an actor and a burnt rodent?
One’s Chris Pratt, the other is a crisp rat.
I told my cat that I'm going to teach him to speak English.
He looked at me and said, "Me, How?"
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
My friend is losing his mind over missing a piece of his 5000 piece puzzle.
If he thinks thats bad, I'm missing 4999 pieces.