What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.
I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said, "Do you mind if I put some music on?"
I said, "Not at all."
He said, "Kiss?"
I said, "Let's listen to the music first, then see how we feel."
I threw a ball for my dog...
It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a Tuxedo.
Did you know Teslas don't have that new car smell?
They have more of an Elon Musk