What do you call an extremely clingy alien?
A personal space invader.
I bought some new seeds for my chickens, but they can't eat it...
It's impeccable.
Jack: How’s it going?
Beans: Pretty good.
Jack and the Beans talk.
A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.
"Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman.
"Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice.
"You're under 21," replies the barman.