We'll We'll We'll...
If it isn't autocorrect.
My wife and I are a temperamental couple...
I’ve got a temper and she’s mental.
Saw a sign at a store that said, "We treat you like family."
I'm not going in there.
I went out for a run this morning, but I came back after a couple of minutes because I forgot something.
I forgot that I can't run for more than a couple of minutes.