Did you hear about the brawl at the post office?
The stamps got licked by the postmaster.
A man tells his doctor that his wife has laryngitis.
The doctor said there was nothing he could do to cure it.
The man said, "Cure it, I want to prolong it!"
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My wife challenged me to a game of strip poker.
Then I realized she just wanted to do laundry.
So I folded.