What do you call a boat full of buddies?
A friend-ship.
My sister told me to take the spider out instead of killing him......
So we went in a bar, had a few beers, it was fun.. it turns out he was a web designer.
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?
Halfway.