Her: Could you loan me ten dollars please?
Him: What did you say?
Her (a bit louder): Could you loan me twenty dollars please?
Him: I thought you asked for ten!
Me: How was your date last night?
Her: A complete waste of makeup.
Research shows that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog.
So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers.
I recently came into a lot of money...
and that's why I got fired from the bank.