Past Winners

Police Chief: The thief got away, eh? Did you guard all the exits?

Deputy: Yes, we did. But he tricked us. He went out through an entrance.

Little Johnny came home from Sunday School with the distressing news news that he had lost the penny given to him for the collection.

"But Johnny, this is the third Sunday in a row that you have lost your penny," indicated his mother.

"Well," replied Johnny, "I gotta win sooner or later."

Just seen a burglar kicking his own door in.

I asked: “What are you doing?”

He said: “Working from home.”

I don’t have a “dad bod”...

I have a father figure.