Past Winners

I was struggling to get my wife’s attention?

So I simply sat down and looked comfortable.

That did the trick.

"Could you learn to love me?" ask the young man.

"Well," sighed the young lady. "I did learn shorthand in just three months."

The minister, meeting a neighbor's son after church, noticed he had a black eye. He put his hand on the boys head and says, "My boy, I pray you may never fight again. And that you will never get a black eye again."

"Thank you," the boy answered. "You may want to go home and pray for your own son too, I just gave him two of them."

Where do you take some one who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?

To the I-C-U!