Past Winners

I’m trying to learn the alphabet but I can’t get past X.

I don’t know why.

Theater Manager: "Your second act was magnificent, Miss De Fleur! Your suffering was almost real."

Miss De Fleur: "It was, I've got a nail in my shoe."

Theater Manager: "Well, for heaven's sake leave it in until the third and final act is complete."

Ford: It’s affordable so why not.

Dodge: Last forever because it’s always dodging the wrecks.

Ram: Built tough to withstand ramming stuff.

Chevy: Was really gonna be called “Heavy”, but was later decided on Chevy because it sounded better for a car company.

I used to be in a band called The Hinges...

We opened for The Doors!