Past Winners

Son: Dad, why aren’t elephants allowed on the beach?

Dad: Because they won’t keep their trunks up!

A wife talks to her husband with a sweet voice, “You look great in that dim light. You look just like Brad Pitt.”

Lifting his eyebrows, the husband asks, “And how do you know Brad Pitt?”

Two friends met after not seeing each other for a couple of months.

Bill: "Jack, you look like you not doing well?"

Jack (swiping the sweat off his brow): "I ain't been ill. It's the work doing me in. Working from seven in the morning till six at night. Only one hour for a break. Think of it. Very taxing on ones body."

Bill: "Wow, and how long has this been going on? How long you been working for that company?"

Jack: "Oh, I haven't been there yet. I begin tomorrow," he added gloomily.

Einstein finally finished his theory of relativity...

It’s about time!