Past Winners

Teacher: "Class does anyone know what is a comet?"

Little Johnny: "A what?"

Teacher: "A comet. You know what a comet is?"

Little Johnny: "No."

Teacher: "Don't you know what they call a star with a tail?"

Little Johnny: "Oh sure. Mickey Mouse. "

Melvin: I’d like to be an organ donor.

Doctor: And which organ do you wish to donate?

Melvin: The one that’s been in by basement for ten years. No one’s used it for the past six years.

We cannot allow this year to end!

That would be admitting that 2021!!!

Boss (to the new employee): We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?

New employee: Yes, sir.

Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.