I was in the supermarket the other day when this guy threw a block of Cheddar at me.
Outraged, I shouted: “Well that’s not very mature, is it?!”
Sunday School Teacher: Okay class... who can tell me what are some different names used when talking about God?
Boy: Hallowed!
Sunday School Teacher: Hallowed? How did you get that as an answer?
Boy: It’s in the Lord’s Prayer: Our Father who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name....
With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports tv outlet decided to televise the World Origami Championship…
It’s on Paperview!
It's a sign of the time.... it's like being 16 again...
Gas is cheap and I'm grounded again!