misc jokes

Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?

He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Mama bear to Papa bear:
"Well... You might call it hibernating -- I call it 'goofing off'."

Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas???
You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."