misc jokes

Why did the brakes go to the store?
They needed new shoes.

Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play?
He was grounded.

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it takes at least 3 light bulbs.

How many personal injury lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, one to shake him off the ladder, and one to sue the ladder company.