Song of Solomon is one book of the bible dedicated solely to romantic love...
Isn't it it ironic that its initials are SOS?
While sitting through an exceptionally long sermon, little Donny was getting more restless by the minute. Suddenly in a loud whisper, he blurted out, "If we give him the money now, do you think he will let us leave?"
My son is such an introvert, he can't even lead the silent prayer.
Did you know that in the Bible, baseball is the very first thing mentioned?
"In the big inning..."