Two Irish men walk out of a bar...
...hey it could happen!
If God had used the metric system, would there have been ten disciples instead of twelve?
My horse will only come out of its stable when it gets dark.
It's becoming a night mare.
When hiring new staff at her public library, my daughter always asks the applicants what sort of supervision they’d be most comfortable with.
One genius answered, “I’ve always thought Superman’s X-ray vision would be cool.”