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(p + l)(a + n) = pa+pn+la+ln

We just foiled your plan!

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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What would Wonder Woman and Spider-Man name their business?

Amazon Web Services.

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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Last week at the grocery store, I saw a man slipping celery into other people's shopping carts...

I believe he was a stalker.

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posted by "Grampy" |
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An attorney called the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him urgently. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.

"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.

"Judge Jones has just died," said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."

The governor replied, "Well, it's okay with me if it's okay with the undertaker."

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posted by "HENNE" |