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What's the difference between a well dressed man and a dog?

The man wears a suit. The dog just pants.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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I knew she was the one for me when we went walking through the evergreen trees.

It was love at firs site.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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The pediatric nurse entered the room, prepared to do the job of giving a shot to a little girl. Upon entering the examining room, little girl starting screaming, “NO! NO! NO!”

“Jessica,” her mother scolded her, “that is not polite behavior!”

The girl stopped briefly and then continued with her screaming, “NO THANK YOU! NO THANK YOU! NO THANK YOU!”

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posted by "ERS" |
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Animal testing is a terrible idea... they get all nervous and then give the wrong answers.

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posted by "manjinder" |