Not everyone enjoys singing ensembles...
It's an 'a-choir-ed' taste.
John went with a bunch of friends on a camping trip for the weekend.
"How was the camping trip?" asked a co-worker a few days later.
John replied, "It was intense!"
I used to work in a superstore. One day a sparrow flew in and perched itself by the ceiling. Management wondered how to catch it.
I suggested that we keep a computer terminal unoccupied.
"You can catch it when it stops by to tweet."
Question: Before showering, should one take off their shirt first or their pants (or lower-half garments) first?
Answer: One should close the door first!