Best Jokes

Why do so may people like bananas?

Well you have to admit, they have a peel.

What kind of construction are dogs good at?

Roofing

The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news."

Dan said, "Give me the good news."

"They're going to name a disease after you."

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a bridge."

The Doctor says, "What's come over you?"

The guy says, "Three cars and a truck!"