There are three farmers who look and sound alike
Farmer 1: "What are we doing today?"
Farmer 2: "What we do everyday."
Farmer 1: "What’s that?"
Farmer 2: "Find out what farmer #3 is doing."
Farmer 1: "Wait... I thought you were farmer #3?"
Guy #1: "Do you know the chemical formula for Sodium Bromide?
Guy #2: "NaBro."
Two men were strolling past a church when one commented to his friend, "Aren't the church bells lovely?"
The friend said he didn't make out what was said so the first man repeated, "Aren't those chimes beautiful?"
Again, his friend exclaimed he couldn't make out what was said so the first man repeated louder, "The bells, the bells, aren't they beautiful!"
The second man looked at him and said, "Sorry, I can't make out what you're saying because of those lousy bells!"
Where there is a will, there is an Inheritance Tax!