Best Jokes

Mr. Jones was sleeping soundly and was awakened by the phone ringing at 2am. He answered and the voice on the other end said, "This is your neighbor, Mr. Smith. Your dog's barking is keeping me awake, keep it quiet!"

Then he hung up. At 3 o'clock, Mr. Jones called back Mr. Smith and said, "I don't have a dog." and he hung up.

What do you call a thieving crocodile?

A crookodile!

Crazy Lumberjacks...

They are always cutting loose on the job.

How do you count cows?

How else, with a cowculator!