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Favorite this joke I get my cereal from a tiger, insurance from a gecko, toilet paper from a bear, financial advice from a gorilla.
It's people I don't trust.
Murphy told Quinn that his wife is driving him to drink.
Quinn thinks he’s very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.
My friend is a highly successful poultry farmer…
Yep, he’s a chick magnate!
I stayed an a little country cottage during my spring vacation; my landlady kept animals.
On the first day, one of her chickens died, so we had roast chicken for dinner.
On the second day, one of her pigs died, so we had honey baked ham for dinner.
On the third day, one of her sheep died, so we had lamb chops for dinner.
On the fourth day, her husband died, so I left before dinner.
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