Best Jokes

"Now this is the verbal part of your employment test," said the interviewer. "Can you tell me what gross aggrandized annuity means?"

"Certainly," replied the applicant. "It means I don't get the job."

Traveler: "Will this path take me to the main road?"

Stranger: "No, you will have to go by yourself."

It is bad luck to be superstitious.

A sweater is a garment worn by a child...

When his mother feels chilly.