Teacher: "What is a nitrate?"
Little Johnny: "I'm not sure, but it's NOT cheaper than a day rate!"
Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman...
I can be a new super hero for you, I can be 'Your-man'!
Teacher: The first thing King Charles did upon ascending the throne was to…
Little Johnny: Sit down.
What's the difference between where you drive and where you park?
A lot!