Best Jokes

I live on a dead end street.

It is electrically deficient.

There are no outlets!

In the news these days are how we are so afraid of Artificial Intelligence.

As I see it, there is a war between AI and NS.

Do not be afraid, or be very afraid, because there is no way Artificial Intelligence will ever defeat Natural Stupidity!

It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.

If I had known the difference between the words 'antidote' and 'anecdote', one of my best friends would still be alive.

Jessie is telling Sam about the new mechanic in the neighborhood.

"I'm telling you Sam, that's a mechanic you can trust!"

"Really?"

"Oh yeah, I thought he was going to charge me a lot of money for a lot of made up repairs, but he didn't. He only charged me for changing the light blinker fluid."