Best Jokes

A little girl waited patiently as child after child sat on Santa's knee when finally her turn came.

"And what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asked.

Shocked, she stood up and looked him in the eye and said, "Didn't you get my text?"

A pastor asked his Bible class, "Why was Jesus born in Bethlehem?"

A student replied, "Because his mother was there."

I learned from being around my family that duct tape can't fix stupid.

But it sure can muffle the sound!

Why is it quite impossible to starve in the desert?

Because you can always enjoy the sand which is there.