Just remember, every silver lining has a cloud.
Brain cells come...
And brain cells go....
But oh how those fat cells remain forever...
Jeopardy answer: "Phew! I'm glad I got that off my chest!"
Jeopardy question: What did the target of the carnival hatchet thrower say after an errant throw?
I went to a concert the other night...
I didn't mind being so high up in the stands that I could barely make out the stage...
But to add insult to injury, did the ushers really have to hand out tissues for nosebleeds?