Mom: Hi.
Son: I'm in a meeting....BRB.
Mom: BRB means????
Son: Be Right back.
Mom: Okay, IAW.
Son: IAW?
Mom: I Am Waiting.
Son: That's not an abbreviation mom!
Mom: Why? Only you can make one? Who do you think you are? I can make one up too.
The company had an employee suggestion competition. The entire staff was asked to submit entries that would save money for the firm.
The winner was a man who suggested the company save paper by posting corporate memos on bulletin boards, instead of printing 200 individual copies for distribution. He won a helium balloon with the company logo and one share of stock.
A memo announcing the winner went out to 200 people.
There are 10 birds sitting on a fence...
If you shoot one down, how many are left?
None, they all flew away!