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I try to "find myself" when I feel lost and confused.

It must suck to be the invisible man and have the same problem.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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MAN CLASSES: Day One Schedule

EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

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posted by "Tomaso" |
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My best friend is a real dunce. He just got fired from his job.

He told his boss he was too tired to go into work last night.

He's a mattress tester!

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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Ms. Frayed-end and Mr. Knot were having an argument about their relationship.
Ms. Frayed-end: "Why don't you ever call me anymore?"

Mr. Knot: "That goes both ways. You never call me either!"

Ms. Frayed-end: "We're not supposed to do the calling. You are!"

Mr. Knot: "Sez who? This is ridiculous. You get me so mad I'm fit to be tied!"
Ms. Frayed-end: "Oh yeah? Well I'm at the end of my rope!"

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |