Best Jokes

A lot of people are afraid of heights...

Not me, I'm afraid of widths!

Have you heard about the pharmaceutical company that developed a new drug which, when administered to women, compels them to go join a convent?

The FDA refused to license it, though. Seems it was habit-forming.

How does a firefly feel when it loses its glow?

De-lighted!

I went to a funeral yesterday where a vigil was held over the dearly departed while a document was read so everyone could find out who was left what.

That tells me, where there's a will, there's a wake.