Best Jokes

How does a firefly feel when it loses its glow?

De-lighted!

I went to a funeral yesterday where a vigil was held over the dearly departed while a document was read so everyone could find out who was left what.

That tells me, where there's a will, there's a wake.

Why were two giraffes kicked out of the zoo?

They were caught necking.

All haunted houses are the same. I went to one the other night, and heard the standard screams, shrieks, scary sounds and gotchas.

Then I went to another one down the road and it was like "Deja BOO!" all over again.