Best Jokes

I used to be a mime...

It's only now that I can talk about it.

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

He was just going through a stage.

Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?

Because every play has a cast!

1. What does a typical politician and a dress manufacturer have in common?
One skirts the issues, the other issues skirts.

2. What does a torpedo and a kitchen appliance supplier have in common?
One sinks ships, the other ships sinks.

3. What does a phone app and a U-Haul have in common?
One is downloaded, the other is loaded down.

4. What does a balcony and a drunk have in common?
One has an overhang, the other has a hangover.

5. What does a clown hiding in a cake and a son who discovers his dad's
secret have in common?
One pops out, the other outs pop.