Best Jokes

Why do camels have 4 humps?

They don't. They only have 2.

Knock knock.
Who's there?

Look.
Look who?

Look to see who's there will you!

I notice a lot of people at funerals will say something like, "It's a shame his life had to end so early."

So, I started saying the same thing at weddings.

Why did Blake Shelton break up with Miranda Lambert?

Because her lips didn't taste like sangria!