Best Jokes

A robbery took place in Milwaukee. A witness was being interviewed by a policeman. The policeman asked the man if he had lived in Milwaukee all his life.

The man replied, "No, not yet."

One day I was driving with my boyfriend and we saw a sign that said 'Can Food Drive'...

I told my boyfriend, "I don't know if all food can drive but I have seen nuts behind the wheel!"

Why does the ocean roar?

You would roar too if you had crabs on your bottom.

Police: Did you kill this man?

Me: No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes.